Funny Anniversary Wishes
Looking for a bit of anniversary humor? You’ve come to the right place. Here you will find a collection of funny anniversary wishes that you can send to people in funny anniversary cards, emails, text messages or even greet them in person. Any successful marriage has a thread of laughter and smiles running through it, so why not choose funny wedding anniversary wishes which will give your spouse or the happy couple a chuckle on their special day? Here you will find 1) funny anniversary wishes for everyone, 2) funny anniversary wishes for husbands or wives and 3) funny anniversary wishes for friends. Enjoy!
Funny Wedding Anniversary Wishes
This is a collection of funny marriage anniversary wishes, some for your own partner and some for friends or family. More wishes can be found below. We hope you have a nice laugh!
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- You two obviously know the rules of marriage: 1) the wife is always right and 2) when in doubt, the husband should always consult rule number 1.
- Happy anniversary to the only person I want to spend the rest of my life annoying.
- Well, dear, I guess you weren’t a one night stand after all!
- Marriage is like a deck of cards: at the start all you need is two hearts and a diamond, but after a while you just wish you had a club and a spade!
- SEX! Now that I have your attention, I just wanted to wish you both a happy and healthy anniversary.
- Being married to you is like having a best friend who doesn’t listen to anything you say.
- A toast to making it another year of successfully pretending that we know what we’re doing!
- Happy wedding anniversary wishes to the couple whose love continues to baffle us all!
- Happy anniversary, and just so you know, these anniversary wishes are not late, they are almost a while year early!
- I’m yours…no refunds!
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Funny Anniversary Wishes to Husband or Wife
Make your husband or wife smile with these funny anniversary wishes for husbands or wives. Keep laughter in your life, your heart and your relationship!
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- My dear husband, thanks for finally giving in and accepting that I am always right. Happy anniversary!
- Thanks for keeping our home clean and my mind dirty.
- Happy marriage anniversary wishes to the only person who thinks the dorky things I do are cute, that I look sexy even upon waking and forgives me for all the crap I throw your way.
- Marriage is just like a workshop: you work and I’ll shop!
- Well, I guess we might as well keep going, since we’ve already made it this far. Happy anniversary!
- Somewhere in between all our laughs, lame jokes, games and fights, I fell in love with you.
- You tell me I’m crazy, but remember, you’re the one who married me!
- My husband, I promise to love you for however long it takes you to figure out how to properly answer the question “does this make me look fat?”…in other words, forever.
- God proved two things when he brought us together: his genius and his sense of humor. Happy anniversary my love!
- Happy anniversary to the man who did an amazing job of choosing a wife!
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Funny Anniversary Wishes for Friends
Want to make your friend laugh on their special day? We hope these funny wedding anniversary wishes for friends will do the trick!
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- All right, we get it…you have an amazing relationship! Stop rubbing our noses in it year after year!
- Happy anniversary to the couple who makes the rest of us look bad!
- Advice for the man: never laugh at your wife’s choices, you are one of them!
- Don’t get me wrong, I love you both, but all you want to do on your anniversary is hang out with each other. What about me?
- I guess I was wrong after all, your marriage didn’t fizzle out.
- Happy anniversary to the couple who were our friends even before Facebook came around.
- Best anniversary wishes to the only couple that I bothered to take the time to wish a happy anniversary.
- How can you tell who is a true friend? How about someone who remembers your anniversary?
- Glad you’ve found someone whose farts you can stand to smell year after year.
- Happy anniversary wishes from someone you are probably shocked actually knew it was your anniversary.
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We hope you and those you share these funny anniversary wishes with have a nice laugh. Life can sometimes be heavy and humor and celebration are a very important part of making life more joyous and fun. These funny anniversary quotes were made so you could help spread some laughter and joy on your own anniversary or that of your family and friends’ anniversaries. Once a year on one’s anniversary, we should stop and remember the bond and commitment that these two people have taken on to love and cherish each other above all else. When people get married they embark on one of the most unique and special relationship in life and sometimes it can be rocky. So, sending funny wedding anniversary quotes can help lighten life and bring a smile at an important time of life.
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